Plastic packaging
TVs left on for cats
Washing machine loads with one piece of clothing in them
Transportation of iceberg lettuce
Failing to share our power drills with each other
Ski-Doos
Packaging and moving bottled water and other water-like beverages around the world
Excessive retail air conditioning
Empty plastic bottles
Keeping office buildings lit all night
Keeping soy milk cold in the supermarket
Incandescent light bulbs
Pop radio
Endless summer trust fund jet-setting
Really really long limousines
Fuel for driving places I could walk or bike to
Dry cleaning
Clothes to replace clothes thrown away prematurely
Production of clothes that are never worn
Moving inedible corn around
Making inedible corn edible by cows
Making antibiotics to keep cows alive while they eat inedible corn instead of grass
Printing of credit card bills
Plastic picnic utensils
Manufacture of second, third, fourth, and fifth vehicles per family
Mass mailings
Ego SUVs
Billboard production and installation
Cathode Ray Tubes
Heated outdoor malls in cold climates
Military-industrial complex
The old desktop computer that is now your personal MP3 and printer server in the corner, which you named after some Magic: The Gathering creature back in 1997.
Computers used for illegal wiretapping
Production and shipment of CDs
Electric treadmills
Inefficient motor vehicle production
State control
Hosting resources for www.godhatesfags.com
Growth and long-distance shipment of mealy pears
Refrigeration of mealy pears before being tossed
Gasoline Fights ala Zoolander
Everyone’s DVD players, while in “Standby”
Manufacture and installation of tree wraps
Clothes dryers on sunny days
Spam
Go Karts
The machine that adds red food coloring to “farm fresh” salmon feed
Production of non-refillable pens
Electric toothbrushes
All the bread heel slices that never get eaten
Synthetic fertilizer production and distribution
Conditioner
Gasoline required to move the junk in your trunk everywhere
Dreams we can’t remember
Sidewalkless cul-de-sac hyperindividualistic everything
Leaf blowers
Nervous fixing of hair
Torture devices
Internet censorwalls
Those new wipes that they’re trying to replace toilet paper with
Compact Discs
Doilies
Oracle
Supermarket rewards cards
Teflon pans
